Skip to main content

TMI Tuesday - Fun(ny) stuff I heard

TMI Tuesday Introduction
This week's TMI Tuesday theme is a culmination of weird, funny, and odd questions I have heard over the last month.  they were crazy enough so I thought they'd be perfect for TMI Tuesday!!




1.  Finish this thought: Nerds make me _______? (idea from PocketRockettz)

Wanna be nice to them!!!! the only thing I can think about when I see a nerd is that quote that goes "Be nice to nerds...Chances are you'll end up working for them" Bill Gates

2.  If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara?  (heard on the Newlywed Game)
A. Talent
B. Interview
C. Swimsuit
D. Evening wear (i.e., gown tuxedo)

B. Interview for sure! I am sure you can already tell...I am bubbly, sparkly, and I have a smile day in a day out, so I know I will win them over with my personality!! hehe

3.  On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore?

Yikes!!
Eye candy -- smile, lips, legs, breasts
Eyesore -- def my flat ass!!!  I only have a tiny bump :(

4.  Your penis is starrting in a gritty crime drama? Which part would it play?
A.  Straight laced detective
B.  Hooded Criminal
C.  Crooked Cop

I just love the penis questions...hehehe, instead of going around my bush so much *grins* the answer is A. Straight laced detective! haha, inspector gadget!! sorry had to throw that one in...

5.  Would  you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
A.  Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
B.  Get shot in the knee

helluuuur, I would eat dog food for an entire year!!! Last year I ate doggie treats thinking they were christmas cookies ;p

6.  If you crapped yourself at work what would you do?  (This was a poll taken at a blues bar...seriously)
A.  Go commando
B.  Do nothing
C.  Turn'em inside out
D.  Wash in employee sink

D & A and exactly in that order!! first I would wash in the employee sink and go commando after that, too bad we weren't given the option of going home!


Looking forward to see some answers!!

Play TMI Tuesday ~ there is no such thing as too much information ~
Happy Tuesday to all !~!~!




Sincerely Yours
Aluv





 

Comments

Jack and Jill said…
Great answers to all the questions, but your answer to #6 was especially spot-on! We think "Wash in employee sink" followed by "Go commando" is the only acceptable thing to say here (although I actually went with option "e").
Dee said…
#6 I think I'd throw them in the bin........ and then go commando lol!

Dee x
ALuv said…
Thank you Jack and Jill!
I went back to TMI thinking I missed option E LOL
Dee, I would much rather go home after such incident!
I don't need an excuse to go commando..hehehe
Cat said…
Bwahahaha on eating the dog treats!!! and the nerd statement is so true! loved your answers..passing through via TMI Blog
ALuv said…
thanks for dropping by!
but they looked so pretty and so well wrapped, they really looked like christmas cookies! my sister still makes fun of me because of it!
Myli said…
I can definitely tell you are bubbly! I loved your answers! Oh and you're right. We all should be nice to nerds. :)

Popular posts from this blog

Sinful Sunday - from below

Every opportunity I get I touch myself.

What is "Cock Worship?"

A man found this in a profile in CM and sent it to me...

I loved it so much that I want it to post it here :)


What is cock Worship???
Quite simply it is a way more then just a blow job.  It is NOT about getting a Dom's cock hard, or even making the cock release...(but is very much treasured and loved when it does).  It is about Love & Devotion to the cock in a very admirable way.

To love and worship a man's cock & balls, through literally loving, tasting, smelling, to loving and needing to caress, lick, suck, nurse the cock, look at the cock admirably and touch the cock in a way to show our love, respect and lust for the cock.  It is something that not only gives us such pleasure to serve the cock but it clearly so important to our man who will allow us to pleasure of it and takes us where we need to be with it.

Cock worshiping is attaching your sluthood to your other.  It is declaring your lust for your Dom sexually by pointing out that their cock and balls are to be g…

Pussy Spanking - beg for it

My motivation for masturbating this  morning...
drifting away as I played with my clit sliding my fingers in between thinking of my Master mmmm the way he is going to spank me spreading my legs as I scream "Spank my pussy Master, make me cum please"



Images in my head  of how is going to play when he spanks my pussy as he makes his slut beg



"get in position girl" he says I lay with my legs wide open and wait He teases me until I begin to beg while my pussy throbs and gets even more wet the soft spanks makes the way to sweet orgasms he causes his girl


Sincerely Yours Aluv