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TMI Tuesday - Is happy hour!

Time for fun and cheesy pick up lines at TMI Tuesday Happy Hour
happy-hour
At the TMI Tuesday bar someone walks up to you and utters the following lines, Tell us how you would respond.
1. Would you like to fake an orgasm with me tonight?

only one? you must not be a good actor!
2. Did you just fart because you are blowing me away?

(turn my ass towards him and say)...shall we try that again?
really...that's a pick up line?  just wondering
3. You’re hot. I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies. (Would you accept?)

my tubes are tied but we can practice at it.  Practice makes cuter and happy babies
4. I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

I would be left speechless...like I am now *grins* kinda hit da'spot
5. You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong.

haha! thank you! now let me show you how we eat a footlong at subways.
6. You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill.

only if it comes with full benefits and a good retiring fund
7. I don’t feel good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.

well, i don't feel well either, i also think i need a few shots of penis-illin myself
8. If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

mmm i wonder "what can brown do for me?"
Bonus:  Belly up to the bar. What’s your pleasure? Which one drink would you order and why?
**from the TMI answers...

All Night LongThe inference in this name is probably what most people wish for, but one or two or these will have you passed out on the floor all night long. It contains sweet and sour mix, coconut rum, Kahlua, crème de cacao, and pineapple juice.

what I would really pick...

a shot of Tequila patron with salt and lime...i like to start my night with a shot, then is all dancing from there, tequila loosens me up!
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Copy the above TMI Tuesdayquestions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!


Happy TMI Tuesday!


Sincerely Yours
Aluv


Comments

yeah i know, the fart pick-up line was a new one on me. i'm picturing the actual use of that line in real life in a bar setting, i'm picturing it now...it's something out of Monty Python or The Office...

:)
slave sindee said…
as always your answers are sweet and amusing just like you'have a great nite

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